Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Blink 182 Sucks
Inevitable comments from Blink-182 fans: Inevitable comments "There music is soooo deep! I love Tom heart!" - 16 year old girl "There music isn't complex, but that's what makes it great: simplicity." - child who doesn't know what he's talking about because he likes this band "Wtf fag Travis is a great drummer! Playing fast is all that matters! He's as good Joey Jordison and teh Rev!" - self proclaimed "expert on drumming" because he has a youtube account and internet access blink 182? more like stink 182. this band is the equivilent to the quote unquote "punk" backstreet boys. they are just as heavy or brutal as the jonas brothers band or avenged sevenfold. their old work was filled with simple guitar chords and shitty lyrics about how hard it is to be 12. next time you see a 12 year old crying about how hard his life is, show him your fucking battle wounds from iraq. blink 182 decided to sell out by going from fairly punk rock to full blown commercial faggots with the god awful album known as enema of the state. all the small things is about how the members have small dicks. tom delonge is a whiny ass bitch who needs to stop talking forever. mark hoppus is a fat motherfucker who still thinks hes 18 in high school and is hosting shows on fuse. travis barker is an overrated drummer who simply blast beats and every 13 year old boy on earth faps to it and claims travis barker is the best drummer evar. the band broke up after a terrible alternative rock album, but got back ...
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